People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my phone needs a breathalizer
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
