I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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