I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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