ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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