wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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