there's paper in my vomit.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I intend to get homeless drunk
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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