You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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