so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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