a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I've blown a few things in my day
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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