Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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