Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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