hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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