There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she smelled like a LAN party
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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