Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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