laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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