Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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