I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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