Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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