can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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