also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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