(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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