oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
