Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Your cock deserves a montage
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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