Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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