In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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