Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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