i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
