Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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