if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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