I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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