Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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