First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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