Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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