I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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