My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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