found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
