I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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