Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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