is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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