Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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