even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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