Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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