Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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