no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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