I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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