All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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