Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
3 2 1 whiskey
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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