Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.