Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...