can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices