We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
its not stalking. its research.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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