So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
