i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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