i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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