I'm so fucking centered right now
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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