is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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