i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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