Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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