Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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