I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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